L3B

So, apparently one of the most popular shows of 2009-2010 was something on MTV called Jersey Shore. I can’t say that I have ever watched a single episode of this, but I am aware of the various strange trends that have emerged because of this show.

You’ve probably heard of this thing called “Snooki,” and even less of you have probably heard of “The Situation” (hint: he’s some really fit guy on the show). And if it wasn’t for my office-mate dressing up as him for Halloween, I would’ve never heard of this even stranger thing he’s into dubbed “GTL”.

What the heck does “GTL” mean and why are you reading about it on today’s Daily Abbie? Well, to this buff guy, his daily life is basically made up of “Gym, Tanning, Laundry” and I guess that’s how he gets the ladies.

Now, much like this “Situation,” looking good also isn’t automatic and requires a bit of work as well for our Abbie. But instead of the daily “GTL” regiment, our little girl instead partakes in something we like to call “L3B”, which appropriately stands for “Laundry, Brushing, Bathing, Blowdrying”.

How does this “L3B” work? I’ll let you be the judge, but if you ask me, it’s the magic that works wonders for our fabulous Miss Abbie.