Madame Bagfoot

She was born into royalty, but for reasons that eluded the masses, she wore bags on her feet. All wondered why, but in the end, the answer was much more simple than most had anticipated it would be.

Why, Madame Bagfoot, do you wear plastic bags on your feet?

“Because the rain was just upon on, and my father lacked the desire to put on my rain booties” she answered.

And at first, Madame Bagfoot was bothered by such an abomination to her high fashion sense, but soon she realized her father had done her a favor, for she had finally remembered that she hated her uncomfortable, and most difficult to wear rain booties even more than these reused produce bags held together by nothing more than the common household masking tape.