Hipster

March 9, 2011

Abbie just wanted you to know that she disapproves of your conformist ways and wanted you to know that she was totally into those chew toys way before they were popular.

Now, could you please get her velcro wallet out of her Members Only jacket because her barista just announced that her organic half-caf, no-whip, soy, chai, frappimochachococcino served in a recycled compost ready cup is ready.